Hotchkiss Golf Course Gets A Makeover
Golf 24/7 365...
Knicks To Draft Bradley
All That Snowshoeing Really Paid Off
OPINION: Its Communist Party Time!
Who would've thought Lily Yang would write this?!
The Record Runs Out of Paper
In an unprecedented oversight, The Hotchkiss Record has run out of paper and must resort to a fully electronic issue this week.
Kal_O.G. Named Head Chef
Kalif Grant '19 is slated to take the position of head chef in the Hotchkiss DIning Hall. Here's what you don't need to know....
Knicks To Draft Bradley
"Who's going to make speeches in French now?" says anonymous upperclassman.
Hotchkiss Golf Course Gets a Makeover
And yes it will be open at night with heating all year long.
The Record To Buy All Student Publications
"Its their fault for not writing anti-trust laws into the Stu-Fac Constitution," says Nicholas Lorentzen, President of The Record.
Hockey Season Extended Through Spring
"#packthemacszn is now a year long event," says anonymous Blue and White head. "Who even cares about lacrosse? Not Me!"
OPINION:
Okay, This (Man) Is Epic!
Carter Moyer professes his love for the one and only Ben Shapiro in what is perhaps the plot twist of the century.
OPINION: Instate the Communist Party At Hotchkiss
Lily Yang explains the need for Hotchkiss to adopt the Communist Party's idealogies throughout campus.
Bowl Making Bowl Kicks Off
"Are we sure we want to stick with that title? Eh who cares."
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